GIRL: I have sinned; I called my boyfriend a bastard.

PASTOR: So wat did he do to deserve dat?

GIRL: He kissed me.
 
PASTOR: You mean like this? The pastor kissed the girl.
 
GIRL: Yes!
 
PASTOR: Well, dats no reason to call him a bastard.

GIRL: But he touched my breast.
 
PASTOR: U mean like this? The pastor touched her breast.
 
GIRL: Yes!
 
PASTOR: Thats no reason to call him a bastard.

GIRL: But, he took off my clothes and had sex with me!
 
PASTOR: You mean like this? The pastor took off her clothes and had sex with the girl.
 
GIRL: Yes
 
PASTOR: Well, thats also no reason to call him a bastard.

GIRL: Then he told me he has HIV

PASTOR: U are a BASTAAAARD!!!Yeye Pastor!

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